Name: | Daniel | | | Details: | 36 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight | | Location: | Watford, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/risky_fabz |
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In my own words
WANTED - NEW RELATIONSHIP That's right ladies, a position has opened up to be with yours truly! Now before you all go crazy there are certain criteria you must fulfill before submitting your CV & covering letter. Requirements: - must be at leased 7/10 - have a hot body - must understand that football will always come first, no darling we are not going shopping on a Saturday thats mine and Jeff's day ...you can have me on a Sunday....unless its super Sunday ...then a Sunday roast will be a much better utilisation of your time ;-) - must be able to cook bacon! Essential!! - a good sense of humour..I cannot deal with any more whiny, sulky, stuck up idiots. - your fashion sense must NOT include; Mckenzie, Lonsdale or any sort of clothing they wear up north. - driving license isn't essential but will get you bonus points - your IQ must be over 105, stupidity really grinds my gears - if before a night out you say 'I'm ge |
My Pet Hate...
Slow walking people (I secretly want to punch them in the back of the head) Needy People / attention seekers |