| Name: | quichetheman | |  | | Details: | 34 years old (Libra), Male, Single, Gay | | | Location: | Stevenage, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/quichetheman |
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In my own words
I have many names, feel free to call me any of them: Keith, Quiche, Wood, Woody, Corny Keef, Corny Beef, Kath, Keth, Ki-eth, Keit'sappelle plus more i'm sure to have forgotten. - CHEGGERS. I have the bestest and coolest friends EVER in the history of friends. There is no harm in mentioning the words: Minge, fanny, penis, shlong, beef curtains, fannytastic, mingenificent or wet ya lettuce in to normal civil conversation. I dont like mushrooms, i pretend to be alergic to them, just so i don't get given them. They repulse my taste buds. I have no shame. I am a man, i have been one for 17 years, give or take a years. I know most if not all the words to The Bangles song; 'Walk like an Egyptian.' I had a 1.1 S reg Vauxhall corsa named; Jamima betsy puddle duck - she is lesbian, but now i have a Focus named Victoria Regina Felangee Lougarsh. She is also a lesbian . I am a bit of a ditz and say and do silly things |
My Funniest Moment...
Having a rimming conversation in Wheatherspoons. Was fun. Or....
Having the whole of Covent Garden told i was gay by my friend Claire. |
