|In my own words|
I have a chilled-out personality, its been in the fridge since 1990.
Some people say I'm too relaxed in nature, But when i take i dump.. MAN, i take a DUMP.
I don't think about things too much, You'll rarely see me get angry unless you steal my wing mirrors, then i'm a raging bull.
I live in a place where inbreeding is legal, ever seen a man have his way with his own sister?
I drive into Ashford pretty much every night, and for a small price i will pick up wife for man, drug run for homeless or camel for invisible arab.
But if your not a twat, add me haha!
I'm always up for a laugh and need some new people in my life (Y)
So in short i like:
Spanking The Monkey
Spray painting 'wang' on most things.
Slapping people with my wang.
Over use of the word 'wang'
Ain't nothin' but a G Wang.
.... Tatty Byes :)
|In A Perfect World...|
I would be a dominatrix, my girlfriend would make every little sandwich i desire filled with the most scrumptious meats and salads the world has to offer.
And i'd pay a homeless man to dance with the traffic lights, stick on some David hasselhoff and watch the carnage ensue.
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|b9y wrote...|| |
|It's You're a homo learn to spell asswipe!|
I haven't seen you on FP since the dawn of time.
|yancox wrote...|| |
|Howdy. You're coming drinking with me, Jack etc soon. Just an advance warning.|
|69xsarahxhx69 wrote...|| |
How are you my darling?
I havent spoken to you in like.. ten hours or something, im getting withdrawl symptoms.
I joke, my town is on the news btw, some woman kept her stepkids as slaves. Kinky as fuck or what, shoulda got myself in on that shit.
Test soon btw.
Im definately going either ultra blue, arabua blue, or black.
No silver in sight <3
bye bye gay boy :) xx
HipHop/RnB, Jungle/DnB, Hardhouse, Hardcore/Metal
Top Gear, Miami Ink, Family Guy, Scrubs.
Ichi the Killer, Versus, Battle Royale.
Author / Book
That bloke what writes things for somethings.
Night Club / Bar
Wetherspoons, Liquid... water.
The perverted Cheeta!
Myself and followers of Tim.
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