 | | Name: | David Barnard | | | | Details: | 36 years old (Libra), Male, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | The grand old town of Bolton, Manchester, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/pornstar_dave |
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In my own words
Hold on to your asses people, wellcome to the.... porn.... cave??? Please keep your arms and legs inside the cart until the ride has come to a complete stop, keep all flash photography to a minnimum and postcards are available in the gift shop for $5.95 BOOYAH!!
Basically, seeing as I'm not the greatest looking bloke in the world, I was forced to improve on my personality, humour and wit... Basically all the things you bitch about guys not having. So here I am waiting with a smug smile for you idiots to figure it out. :D < look theres the smug smile right there! |
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If I was a Millionaire...
I would open up my own chain of clothing store, where the clothes are made entirely of stamps so that if it rains all the clothes would stick and you wouldn't be able to get it off :D imagine the fucking anarchy Mwah ha ha ha ha ha.
Alternatively I'd buy some shit and some stuff and, I dunno, get drunk, mabye go on a few nights out, make some rich friends with boats and talk about boats, then we can get drunk and play pirates. Somethin like that |
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anythin spicy Music
rock and roll TV Show
Family guy Author
dan brown Movie
the shawshank redemtion Night Club / Bar
The barnstormers Animals
women Person
john paul jones Website
Click here to view Place
my new comfy bed Possession/Thing
my piercing |
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