 | In my own words
Howdy.
I'm Calum, and if you didn't know that then I have to say I'm miffed.
In other news, I bid to tell you that I'm seeking the most sordid encounter with a ravenous kangaroo, preferably made entirely of chocolate, but the regular sort will do just fine.
If interested, or know any kangaroos that would like to experience my fondling, please do get in touch. I await your message with humble trepidation. |
My Dream Date...
Would be February 30th. Unfortunately, I hear that poor February will never have a 30th day, and my dream date will never come true. Pity me! |
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Pretty much anything. Paper included. Music
Loads. Rock/Metal/Iron Ore/Sand.... TV Show
TVs have shows now, eh? Author
Terry Pratchett Movie
A Beautiful Mind, Rambo. I want one in the other. Animals
Penguins in leather jackets. With cigars. Place
Not here nor there. Possession/Thing
Kippers. |
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