 | | Name: | ohwowhonew | | | | Details: | 35 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | The Wonderful Wizard of Essex, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ohwowhonew |
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In my own words
Well hello there. What can i say, I'm a level 48 dungeon master. I kill dragons with my sword of doom. I caught AIDs at the zoo; interesting story that actually. I'm the guy that you usually see at the special olympics putting bombs under wheelchairs telling the fkers to run. A good weekend usually involves a pint of piss. You probably think i'm joking, well you should ask skinny brad. Most people collect stamps. I collect STDs. Seeing as i can't get sex, i have to rub my genitals on public toilets. I'd hope to make a good impression on our first date; I do a particularly good Tony Blair one actually. But instead i'd probably just give you HIV.... Only joking! I'd take you to the cinema, play pool, have a romantic meal, buy you fine wine, drop in some rohypnol, buy you a pre-op transvestite to rape you while you're paralyzed and i'll stand in the corner having a wank. Jobs a gooden. |
My Dream Date...
would be BUBBLY! a fat peroxide blonde slag chugging down double vodka redbull simultaneously smoking mayfair in her sparkly latex top which is 'evidently' 5 sizes too small, and a denim skirt which would barely pass for a belt, let alone around her own waistline. She also has no idea how to hold a decent convosation and neither does she care aslong as she's getting shagged in the bum tonight. send me a message yeah? |
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