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n00dles
i see meself as fun,confident but sumtimes shy around new faces.i drink shit loads and sleep 2much

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Name:	Dan Batchelor

Details:	39 years old (Gemini), Male, In Relationship, Straight

Location:	herts, hemel hempstead, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/n00dles

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In my own words

love randomness and random words such as goat,camel toe,split arse,scrotum,bum bogey,chunder.live everyday as if its ur last nefing could happen 2mora.i try never to be sad if i am its not for long.love makin people happy wether its takin the piss out of them or drop kickin a water melon up a lasses a-hole.if you want to do sumthin,just fookin do it.

My Funniest Moment...

found sum pissed up irish lass.took the pixie bak 2 mine.whipped her cacks dwn nd asked if i culd bum her.she said no but stuck the fella in neway.got board so let her get on top and carried on bumming her.she stops nd says she feels ill but make her carry on.i suddenly smell a familer smell but carried on.absolutly pounding her bullet hole the smell gets worse.realise wot it is so launch the trout off.turnd lite on 2 find big clumps of poo on me chest,hands and walls