| Name: | Forrest Gump | | | Details: | 46 years old, Male, In Relationship, Straight | | Location: | West Yorkshire, United Kingdom | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/mrbrightsideuk |
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In my own words
Not mine exactly but very good none the same! Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today. James Dean |
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| | WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains.
DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.
MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea. |
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The Meaning Of Life...
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! ! |
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| | Favorite Things Food Indian/italian/thai/f illet steak Music Indie/into all sorts TV Show league of gentlemen/little britain/24 Movie Scarface/True romance/Anchorman Night Club / Bar any that'll over serve me! Animals Bagpuss/ i am! ;) Person Cartman/Cantona Place Austrailia/Thailand/l eeds Possession/Thing My Car/my phone |
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