| In my own words
Now then ah kid, the name's Morris. 52 from sunny Sheffield. Yes it's a shit hole, but it's my shit hole! If you want to chat get in touch. I don't bite! |
My Worst Day...
Was the day we shipped out to the Gulf. Said a tearful goodbye to Sharon, not knowing if I'd come back alive, and she immediately started shagging the neighbour! Still, jokes on her, I'm now the proud owner of Stanley Tools with my own pond and van, and Sharon is working behind the counter in the local chippy... and she has HIV! |
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| | Favorite Things Music Hip Hop, The Beatles TV Show Championship Snooker, Cash In The Attic Movie The Silence Of The Lambs Animals My Prized Carp Person Gazza Danvers, Bellwood, Steve from Luton Airport Place Stanley Tools Possession/Thing My Ford Transit Pickup |
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