In my own words hi baby! im Sir Moo a Brumy orangutang. i love my life and i love people. im here because i want lots of sex and 1 night stands. ive just came out of a really messy divorce so i don't want any real relationships because love hurts too much. im really good at sex i can make any girl moan i swear because i have such a hairy cock. i love swinging from tree to tree and masturbating in leaves, that was the good old days in the jungle but i moved to birmingham to get an education. i was knighted by the queen in 2004 as Sir Moo because of my roll with Clint Eastwood however im really a shakespearian actor by trade. even though im straight i once had a homosexual experience with mr bubbles Michael Jackson's chimp we had no children together though. i love all my friends especially my cuisine Ugly Bob. RATE ME BABY
My Dream Date... my dream date would be a sluty girl willing to get it off with a real hairy orange guy. and also my dream date would add my msn [email protected]
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