| Name: | minxy moo | | | Details: | 44 years old (Sagittarius), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | Location: | Derby, Derbyshire, United Kingdom | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/minxy426 |
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In my own words
An Italian man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant, sits at his regular table and he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send over the most expensive bottle of Chianti he has to her. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants. The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari F50, a BMW 760iL, and a Lamborghini in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back. |
Comments | 9 of 9 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | romantic_romie wrote... | | | Hey there beautiful, how are ya?, I just wanted to say hello and hope your week have been good thus far,by the way, if you ever want to chat sometime, just let me know and i´ll drop my msn off to ya,,so dont be shy to come by and say hi ok? cya ;=) | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | notts_lad20 wrote... | | | Hey, how you doing? hows your day been? made any plans for the weekend yet? You on msn? Want a chat/laugh? x | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | flintyboy wrote... | | | hey hey hun how the hell are you? had fun weekend? what ya done this weekend then babes? owt fun? if fancy havein old chin wag give us wiggle on here or on me good old msn chick... x kris | | | | send message |
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