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Name: messytigger
Details: 36 years old (Scorpio), Female, In Relationship, Straight
Location: Norwich, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/messytigger
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In my own words

Whats pink and hard?....a pig with a flick knife! (Wow, I'm good, she says pausing to wipe away a tear of sheer pride at the shitness of that joke)....n please chaps, i have no desire to se u wank so all those types 'go play hide n go fuck urself!' really aint a turn on to see some geezer who thinks he's god's gift unload!!!) unless ur Jacoby Shaddix!!! then go ahead!! X linkin park n papa roach all the way baby!!!
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do you know.... I'm so sick to the back fucking teeth of men messing me about. I am a lovely girl, wouldnt hurt an ant but you lot pride yourself on taking the fucking piss. ;o( You decide your madly in love with me then piss me about non stop. Well i'm sick of it. So if your intending on messaging me with romantic intent here's a check list: 1 - am I a prick, 2 - do I have a gf? 3 - Do I like to mess nice girls about? if yes to any of the above....do one!
In A Perfect World...

Men would worship me by the millions, penises would grow on trees, fry up's would be sliming, beer would be free, I would present top gear, mingers would take the hint, donkeys would talk, Jacoby Shaddix would be at home in my bed, longing for me, sore from our 48 hour shag-a-thon! God yeah. (Emma currently having crude thoughts)Id give him something to sing about! lol.
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stedixon wrote...  
Roll on friday :) xxxx
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stedixon wrote...  
the most beautiful person inside and out :)
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stedixon wrote...  
the love of my life :) anyone who gets to meet her or be with her shes very special ud be lucky to have her in ur life
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cum_and_get_me wrote...  
Hot x x
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adidasboi69 wrote...  
hey sexy promise i wont unload ;)
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graham_cummings wrote...  
wow you are amazing hope you dont mind me saying
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m3snowboards06 wrote...  
check my bad self out!!! :p hows your week been lovely? xx
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m3snowboards06 wrote...  
haha the pig joke is awesome!!!! hows this grab ya....my wife insulted me earlier youre shit in bed she said, well ive never heard you moan when we've done it!! i replied! ....verdict? x
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bacarditom wrote...  
ooooh! not sure about the onions.... you may need to convince me on that!! love the ink though... looks amazing!!! how are you???
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killerkaz wrote...  
mmmm sexy bbe :)
u look stunning
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some random recents 2011
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Favorite Things

erm.. any roast, I'm a gravy baby.

Any,love hardstyle n hardcore tho & PAPA ROACH!!!

TV Show
Top Gear, without a doubt.

Matrix or sin city or disneys Robin Hood. ah!!!

Author / Book
Jakie Collins, Oh la la!

Night Club / Bar
Pam's house, Smily culture, Eargasm, Rumble, etc

Fish actually, Great white shark! Raaaa!

My mummy cause she's thick as dung!

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Bed,sat mornin,wid brew&a mass storm outside.



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