| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Doh!! | wrote | | | Sorry to beep my own horn here 4 a bit but the truth is i look reasonably good most of the time, so y is it the 1 day i take my kids out walking, looking like a bag of poo, bump into Jason Donovan and Rory Bremner???? That sucks, although i have 2 say they're both really nice people and did speak 2 me, despite the fact i looked like a bruised turd and my youngest son attempted 2 mount Rory's dog!! | | | | | MILF HATERS | wrote | | | 4 all u milf haters out there:- Get over it, don't hate on me because i attract younger guys, if its any consolation i also attract older 1's 2 but that doesn't make me guilty of elder abuse or a supporter of the grey army! Listen ladies it aint my fault that u've got beef curtains that rival MC Hammers Trousers! Recommendation:- Pelvic Floor Exercises & mayb some crappy self help book written by some yank hippie, acid taking, peace core freak that's enjoyin makin millions out of tits like u! | | | | | Foxy @ 30 :D | wrote | | | Well what can i say, things r looking up! Have recently celebrated my 30th birthday and separated from my husband and thought i was headed 2 wards the scrap heap. However things have taken a very strange turn and it would appear that 30 is the new 20, or at least thats what i've been told, thanks fellas :D Does that mean i qualify as MILF? lol | | | | | Personality Transpant | wrote | | | And i jus gotta say in relation 2 my last blog - where is the happy medium people? If its not smarm its the guys that lack personality. Did nobody ever teach u how 2 have a good time? Banter, conversation, flirting? I guess not. I'm not interested in the square root of 5,876,890, i would just like a bit of laugh with someone who gets me. Now i'm not knockin intelligence, its not about that, but u guys should come wiv a puncture repair kit - standard! | | | | | Smarmy Blokes | wrote | | | Wat is goin on? Can somebody please fill me in? Y is it that guys think they can smarm all over u, attempt to charm the pants of u, spend time engaging in cheesy conversation with u (inc sending cringy messages) and think u should b grateful for what your getting! Is it impossible for any guy to hold a conversation for more than 10 minutes without reference to getting in your knickers or nipple twisting? Sending the same msg 2 multiple women simultaneously isn't a winner either - they find out! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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