| 2 entries | | |  | | | | ibreast | wrote | | Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. | | | | | soooo | wrote | | A guy walked into a bar and saw a sign that said, Cheese sandwich, £4; chicken sandwich, £5; handjob, £20.
He said to the barmaid, Are you the one who gives the handjobs?
She said, Yeah.
He said, Then go wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich. | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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