| 2 entries | | |  | | | | wen girls drink too much | wrote | | When girls drink too much....
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING WOO-HOO! IS TRULY THE SEXIESTDANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S
ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE | | | | | 8 ways vodka is betta for than a penis | wrote | | 1. vodka is always stiff
2. it doesn't look smaller when its cold
3. it lasts as long as you want
4. it doesnt poke you in the back in the mornings demanding attension
5.you dont care how far down your throat it goes
6. you can have as many as you like without being easy
7. you can enjoy vodka in front of your mum
8. vodka is always a pleasure to swallow. | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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