| 4 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | | sex drugs and sausage rolls | | | | | untitled | wrote | | FUNNY...1...McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks.... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f***ing McTosser.
2....When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
3People who ask Can I ask you a question?....Didn't really give me a choice | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN IS A GUY CHECKIN OUT HER ASS! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | WORK LIKE YOU DONT NEED MONEY,
LOVE LIKE YOUVE NEVER BEEN HURT,
AND DANCE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING
YESTERDAY IS HISTORY
TOMMORROW IS A MYSTERY....
TODAY IS A GIFT THATS WHY WE CALL IT THE PRESENT | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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