| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Hypothetical and realistic | wrote | | | A boy comes home from school and says, Dad, I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school. Father says Go ask your mother if she would sleep with another man for 1 million dollars.Little boy goes and she says yes. Dad says Ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars.He does and sure enough she says yes. Father says You see son, hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars but realistically we are living with a couple of whores. | | | | | Ezekiel 25:17 | wrote | | | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. | | | | | That's a smart dog (LOL) | wrote | | Bloke goes to buy a talking dog. He gets there and dog says ' alright mate'.
Guy says ' F**king hell I've seen it all now'.
Dog says ' I've won crufts 5 times, been on TV, in films, sniffed out explosives in Iraq and won 8 marathons'.
Guy says to the owner 'why you selling hiim'
Owners says....
' because he's a lying twat' | | | | | So, you think your smart .try..The Impossible Quiz | wrote | | Hey, listen up all you wise owls....so you think your smart do ya...well....let me know if you get passed question 10 without losing your 3 lives on your first attempt at this quiz.
and if you get passed ten then wise up cos this quiz goes on and on and on....
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/9427 86/the_impossible_quiz/ | | | | | Things aren't always was thay seem....read on. | wrote | | Little Patrick asked for a bike for christmas.
His farther said We'd get you one but the mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has just lost her job
Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed.
Where are you going asked his Dad.
Patrick replied I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum that you were pullin out. Then I heard mum tell you to wait because she was coming too, and I'm not staying here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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