| 5 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | | I've lost yet another phone to the toilet. Why do I get the majority of my messages when i'm hammered and in the middle of having a leak? Unimpressed | | | | | Man on a mission | wrote | | Sick of getting msgs off of gayists "trying their luck". So i'm going to be extremely nasty to the point where it may be dangerous for emotionally unstable people when I get msgs off guys.
Well how about this.
Fuck off you illiterate douchebags. I don't care what you think. I don't care if you pay me compliments. I don't want to know you.
P.S. I'm not homophobic. But while I take the time to read msgs, ppl can't take the time to read my profile. Or if they do, blatantly ignore it | | | | | Subway outrage | wrote | | | My fucking Subway is ruined!! All the filling has fallen out into the bottom of the bag....WHAT THE FUCK??? Argh | | | | | Mascot | wrote | | | This is in regards to my mascot Churchill who happily nods away in the back of my car. As much as I love him....and I really do, he isn't much of a guard dog. As the thieving little toerags that nicked my coat and stereo last week will tell you. Man yourself up dog!! | | | | | The life of penis | wrote | | The life of a penis is not a happy one.
1. He only has one eye
2. His hair is always a mess
3. His neighbours are nuts
4. The guy next door is an arsehole
5. His best friend is a cunt
6. And his owner is a wanker!! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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