| 5 entries | | |  | | | | local baths | wrote | | | i got kicked out of my local swimming pool today....nobody told me that the s had dropped of my speedo's!!!! | | | | | wrote | | | went out watchin england last saturday n got bevvy'ed up. came out the pub at last orders still wearin me shorty pants like. sees a wall outside the garage. i thought i can jump on that. as i jumped it moved! nearly ended up breakin me leg. me mate sais i sounded like joe pasquale for a few minutes after. i wouldnt mind but the wall was only 3 foot high! | | | | | wrote | | | woke up after work at 9:30pm eating carpet and dribbling with me bottoms in the air....it dont get much better than that. cutting edge stuff for a bachelor eh? | | | | | wrote | | | went for an "iq" test today. as i was sitting there some fella asked me if i could smell gas? "smell gas" i replied, "i cant even smell me own name!". | | | | | wrote | | | today i was so bored i pierced my nipple with a rusty dart and dyed my cat pink. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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