| 2 entries | | |  | | | | FAVOURITE QUOTE | wrote | | | Who Are You To Judge The Life I Live? I Know I'm Not Perfect - And I Don't Live To Be, But Before You Start Pointing Fingers, Make Sure YOUR Hands Are Clean! | | | | | Things That Make Me Laugh... | wrote | | Mary had a little skirt, with splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went, the boys could see her thighs;
Mary had another skirt; 'Twas split right up the front...
...But she didn't wear that one often...
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white & wispy
Then it caught Foot & Mouth Disease
So now it's black & crispy
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon
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