| 3 entries | | |  | | | | washing machine... :) | wrote | | | Fred and Mary use a code for sex, the word is washing machine. That night in bed Fred whispers to Mary, "washing machine". Mary says "not tonite dear, im tired". 10 minutes later, she feels guilty and says to Fred "washing machine". "To late," Fred says "it was only a small load so i did it by hand!" | | | | | random question 1: sex and chocolate... | wrote | | | is it wierd to love chocolate more than sex on a weekday then sex more than chocolate on the weekend? | | | | | pets | wrote | | Pets are mad...
my bro in law's fish are at it like rabbits - already the second lot of fish have eggs in less than a week
my mates cat thinks its a wild animal - killing baby birds and thinking its a he/she
and i have invisible fish in invisible water in a fish tank lol | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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