| 5 entries | | |  | | | | <3 Best Day Of My Life <3 | wrote | | | 24.11.07 Made the most important,life-changing and best decision ive ever made. The day i finally got what life is for...happiness...With my baby craig! | | | | | ...A Lil Story For yhoo all.. | wrote | | | Me n my bst mte cherrelle decided to ave a drink 1 nite at my place we were sat there humming along to a tune yawning when she blurts out put the kettle on (you had t b there t gt it)instead of a normal person who laughs i shouted shirley bassitt put the kettle on in a scousers accent from that day to now we get people paranoid by laughin at the words zimaframe n if anyone offers us a cuppa well..thats jst a different story so cherrelle a.k.a we can actuly say we grew old tgeva u scrawny ol'cro | | | | | ...In a perfect World... | wrote | | | I would find someone to take care of me that is honest and fun to be with, that would treat me with respect and love me for me but hey that would be in a perfect world not this one.... | | | | | ...Found these dilemmas n thy make so mch sense... | wrote | | | If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? and do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? and as Borat puts it, where is this pussy magnet?? | | | | | ...Found these dilemmas n thy make so mch sense... | wrote | | | Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast so much nobody would eat it? why cant women put on mascara with there mouth closed? why do people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every 2 hours? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? has anyone EVER seen a baby pigeon? | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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