| 5 entries | | |  | | | | timewarp | wrote | | | WOOHOO the terrible 2 r back on the road to edinburgh.. at 18 we set off on our world tour but only got as far as ediburgh lol, wer i foolishly ended up marrying a scotsman.but prior to this tragedy, we worked and lived in the greens hotel fe 2 years, oh u cant begin to imagine the fun we had. , now for our 40th birhtdays march/april,, were going back to stay at the greens again. I CAN NOT WAIT. oh the fun we gona have down memory lane. im gona need a suitcase just for my tena lady ,pmsl | | | | | ITS BLOODY THURSDAY | wrote | | | .ITS ONLY THURSDAY I HAVE TO KEEP TELLING MYSELF THIS , COS IM OFF WORK TOMORO, SO MA HEAD THINKS ITS FRIDAY , THERE FOR MA BODY IS EXPECTING A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF VODKA .BE A SHAME TO DISAPIONT IT.AVING BEEN MARRIED FE TEN YEARS ITS HAD ENOUGH ANTICLIMAX AND DISAPIONTMENT LMAO | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | for those that av botherd to read this far some extra info ... im divorced 6 years .. got to teenager kids yes they a bloody nightmare house full of raging hormones , but the my life an allways come first, (except on a sat night an wens theres summit good on the telly hehe ) yeah id like a man in ma life more than a fling but im not looking for a huby , had one once didnt like him much .im nosey, bossy,loud, ,sarcastic,slight mental healthproblems. other than that im a joy to be with ..LMBFHAO | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | bloody bollox every time i write a blog its to long.an as the last entry goes on ya profile . it ends up coming out backwards, that took me ages to write since sumbody spilt coke on thje key board sticks like mad .... , im blaming the children.. but between u an me it duz smell a bit like vodka n coke .... i give up ill do it again tomoro.... or maybe i shuold shut up. now theres a novel idea. VOTES PLEASE LMAO. | | | | | good with your hands ??? | wrote | | men with the following occupations welcome ...
JOINER ,ive got a screw loose
GARDNER, petrol strimmer needed
SPARKY, i keep blowing a fuse
PAINTER AN DECORATORS. only once a month , but ear plugs advised.
MACHANIC, im on my 2nd breakdown this week
COALMAN, fire needs relighting
MILKMAN, i like an early riser
CLEANER , I BELONG TO F.B.H.W
HEADMASTER, bin known to be a naughty girl | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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