| 2 entries | | |  | | | | Daily rant #2 A swift kick in the dick | wrote | | | Does anybody else see the similarities between a sunny day and a proper kick in the sack, wait, before you call me crazy. like a sunny day its always best if you dont see it coming, if your suprised by it it wont be so bad waiting for it...Also immediatly after recieving a good kick to the nether regions you dont feel so bad but like, sunbathing with no sun tan lotion, if you give it a bit of time you'll soon find your balls at the back of your throat and at the end of the sunny day you'll have | | | | | Daily Rant #1 Walking, its not so great | wrote | | | Have you ever went to cross the road and found yourself looking the wrong direction and when you finaly turn your head in the right direction, (which is normally the point of the road where no matter what direction you jump, run or skip in your still going to get ploughed over) to your extreme digust see a scania sign directly in your eye line and you grab the chance to take a quick glimpse into the drivers eyes which are like two full moons filled with fear. Now you figure your fucked but hold | | | | | 2 entries | | |
|
