| 4 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | a good freind will come bail you out of jail....
but a true freind will be sitting next to you saying....
Dam we fucked up this time!!!! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;
caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love
.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet ?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills
QUESTION Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend
ANSWER ur job always sucks!!!! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | how do u know santas a man
1. he turns up late
2.drinks ur booze
3.emptys his sac
4.only cums once
5.fucks of b4 u wake up
wot do u get if u turn a blonde upside down
....a brunette with bad breathe | | | | | R I P SCOTTY | wrote | | | i just want to say how upset i am over my mate scotty. who passed away on sunday. the world will be a sad place wiv out scotty to hotty. i love u scott, rest in peace babe | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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