| 4 entries | | |  | | | | SING IT GIRLS | wrote | | | At first i was afraid,I was petrified,When you said you had 10", Lord i almost died! But i'd spend so many years just waitin for a man that long, that i grew strong and knew that i could take you on...but there you are, another lie, i was ready for a big mac and you brought me french fry!i should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans!!!! | | | | | The ladies Prayer | wrote | | | Our vibrators, Which brings us to heaven, rabit(delux) be thy name. Til kingdom come, thy makest cum, on earth with eyes on heaven.Give us this day our daily thrill& forgive us our screams, as we forgive flat batteries, Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from frustration, for thine is the rotation, the power & the buzzing. Forever & ever NO MEN!!!! | | | | | condoms | wrote | | Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line....eg:
TESCO condoms-Every little helps.
NIKE condoms-Just do it.
PEUGEOT condoms-The ride of your life.
KFC condoms-Finger licking good.
EVER READY condoms-Keep going and going and going.
PRINGLES condoms-Once you pop you cant stop.
BURGER KING condoms-Home of the whopper.
ANDREX condoms-Soft strong and very long
POLO condoms-The one with the hole....OOPS!!!! | | | | | Saturday night!!!! woo hoo - Reply | wrote | | BACK TO U STEPH !!!!
well sat nite hhhmmmm yeah.... well wot can i say lol we did get just alittle bit drunk had a gd old boogie in the studio then did a mad thing yeah a really really mad thing (wink wink) steph haha ... well next weekend its manchesher so thats gunna be even more wicked n even more crazier we will ave 2 take r 2 toys :P n show the MANCHESTER lads how 2 really ave a gd nite :) so if any of u from there is readin this look out 4 us we wont b that hard 2 miss haha.x | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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