| 2 entries | | |  | | | | its a hard life | wrote | | | A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about life! The cucumber said when i get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in a salad! The pickle says, you got it easy mate when i get big and hard they chop me up and drown me in vinegar! The penis says, lads thats nothing compared to what i go through when i get bid and hard! The put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, dark cave and bang my head against a wall until i through up and faint! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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