1 entry | | |  |  |  | The life of a penis is not a happy one. | wrote |  | The life of a penis is not a happy one.
1. He only has one eye. 2. His hair is always a mess. 3. His neighbours are nuts. 4. The guy next door is an arsehole. 5. His best friend is a cunt. 6. And his owner is a wanker. |  |  |  | 1 entry | | |
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