| 2 entries | | |  | | | | butterfly | wrote | | A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day he saw a small opening in the cocoon. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and could go no further so, the man decided to help the butterfly.
He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But, it had a swollen body | | | | | You know your to horny when .... | wrote | | 1) A hoover seems like the best option for a blow job.
2) You try to use quagmires ideas to get laid.
3) When a hot dog bun just has to do.
4)when your grandma looks pretty damg good in her housecoat.
5) You get a hard on when the dog licks your hand.
6) You hit on chicks in divorse court.
7) You get a job at a funral parlor to get laid.
8) You shop at ann summers for your newly purchased sheep.
9) Your cat buys you an inflatible doll so u leave it alone.
10) The ladynext door no longe | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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