| 4 entries | | |  | | | | Scam Warning | wrote | | Here's a warning I want to pass on about B&Q: *UK DIY
Store*
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about
potential scams but I had a close miss yesterday on
the way home from work.
I walked into B & Q and some old guy dressed in a
orange polo shirt and an apron asked me if I wanted
decking.
Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the
end of that. Those less suspecting might not be so
lucky! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | When I was fourteen, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was sixteen I got a girlfriend but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional - everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cryed all the time, threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | When I was twenty five, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable, never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I found I needed a girl with excitement.
When I was twenty eight I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything and did mad impetuous things. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | When I turned thirty one I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitions that she divorced me and took everything that I owned.
I'm now older and wiser and looking for a girl with big tits and a great arse! | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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