| 4 entries | | |  | | | | untitled | wrote | | | a woman once said a bloke is like a deck of cards u need a heart 2 love him a diamond 2 marry him a club 2 smash his fuckin head in and a spade 2 bury the bastard ha ha luv it | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | some girls beg and some girls borrow, some girls lead and some girls follow, some bring joy and some bring sorrow, but all the best girls suck then swallow ha ha | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | husband always insisted on makeing love in the dark after 20 yrs wife turns on light finds him holding a vibrator she goes balistic you impotent bastard how could you lie to me all these years husband looks her straight in the eye and calmly says i'll explain the toy you explain the kids | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | just had my registration to an online dating agency denied 1 of the questions was what do you like in a woman apparently MY COCK is not an acceptable answer ha ha if u have any jokes u think are as good as then put em in a message and send em | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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