| 3 entries | | |  | | | | Yes I'm Blonde! lol | wrote | | | A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you! | | | | | WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST | wrote | | She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. | | | | | It made me laugh! | wrote | | A man said to his wife one day, I don't know how you can be so stupid and
so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you. | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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