2 entries | | |  |  |  | Addendum | wrote |  | It was at this point I realised I actually hate comedy audiences. I also realised I hated other comediens...bunch of ugly fucks who haven't been laid since they fucked a freshly thawed out chicken and who think 'I'm trying out new material', is an excuse to be utter shite!
That is all |  |  |  | Did Stand Up For a Year! | wrote |  | Well I did stand up for a year and it was a piece of piss. During my last show when I was asking another member of a nice middle class couple, where they were from....I decided.... I don't fucking care where you're from you bunch of smug fucking cunts, you're probably from bloody Crouch End and in which case you sir are a pussy whipped pipe cleaner of a man and you my good lady are a fucking Stepford wife that has bought a fucking Combine Harvester of a pram for your little cunting Tarquin |  |  |  | 2 entries | | |
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