| 4 entries | | |  | | | | George Carlin on Death | wrote | | | I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home...You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm | | | | | Top 5 Reasons to be a Lesbian | wrote | | (5. You get to look sexy for a sex who APPRECIATES IT & doesn't just drool over it..
(4. You get to play with boobs!
(3. My Folks will have something to talk about on holiday
(2. Women lick better
(1. Strong Women are inspiring, self-confident & sexy. Strong Men are on Jerry Springer with a mullet & dirty work boots.
Seriously, I'm really sick of guys messaging me w/o something interesting say...I don't talk to veg..and I think drooling guys in included in that..meh, boring.. | | | | | Forgive me..I'm feeling Cynical | wrote | | | If I see 1 more emo chick w/ choppy black hair pouting in a camera tilted IM GONNA SHOOT THEM! FFS can someone PLEASE slap these girls w/ a sense of invidivuality?! BE UNIQUE! those pics look like something out of the old batman TV show HOLY PHOTO COPY BATMAN! EVERY 1 of them looks the same The only use for that is if you plan on robbing a bank & don't want to be distingushable in a lineup Congratulations! not only are you completely void of individuality but youre set up for a life of crime! | | | | | Interesting... | wrote | | | whoever said size doesn't matter never had to wrestle a 4 ton gorilla | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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