| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Dumped | wrote | | | Just back from unceremoniously dumping my BF, after he put the pub b4 me for the last time. Sat outside and texted him that I wanted my key back, to which he said I still want to be with you, so I said I'll speak to you later & drove off. Half a mile down the road I got so angry I pulled up & said coming back for the key & he said I'm not home yet. When I said funny that, cos your car's there and I saw your mate through the window he was suddenly lost for words!! Key anyone??? | | | | | Bad day... | wrote | | | What is it they say about keeping death off the roads??? Umm... I was on my way to an appointment in Hull last Thursday afternoon, when I was nicked for speeding!! It's been a long time coming and I deserved it (thank God I was only doing 90!!)!! Ahem... Anyway, on my way home later, I decided in my wisdom to take the country lanes regardless of the icy conditions!! That smart move sent me skidding into a field buggering the radiator on the car!! 2 cars in as many weeks! Oohps! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | During a leisurely drive (i.e wasn't speeding for once), down a dark country lane nr Goole on Weds night, I had the sudden urge to try real life bumper cars! Spotting a BMW in the middle of the road, I promptly slammed on the brakes, skidded on the wet road and crashed into his rear! Great!! The impact then bounced me into a tree on the other side, totally finishing off the car!! Bloody marvelous!! Bet I couldn't do that again. On the plus side, the attending officer was rather fit.. umm!! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | 1st night out since New Year & it flippin' snows! Then, someone spiked my drink, which became apparent when I collapsed spark out in the ladies toilet & had to be carried out of the pub by a couple of doormen! I suspect the 6ft beefcake who'd been chatting me up earlier, or his ugly mate! Still unconscious, I was taken home by my mate & carried in by my estranged husband who (& I imagine he took great pleasure in this) removed my clothes & put me in bed! Umm! Oh, & someone nicked my phone!! | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | Ran into my ex from 8yrs ago on Friday. He's been asking me out all year, so (under the influence of alcohol) I finally relented and went out with him Xmas eve. Umm.... do I forgive and forget or do I make him suffer???!! Stayed at my estranged husband's that night too, who got drunk and threw a huge door slamming wobbly when I bunked in with my son!! I'm sure he tried to poison me with the dinner, as I felt ill and had to lie down for 2 hrs... or was that too many sprouts?? | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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