5 entries | | | | | | untitled | wrote | | for a laff last nite we nick named our sels afta birds im owl cos im wise stu's kingfisher cos he a good angler u got thrush u irritatin cunt! | | | | untitled | wrote | | 2 often we loose site of life simple pleasures rememba wen sum1 annoys u it takes 42 muscles 2 frown but only 4 2 extend ya arm an slap the twat lol | | | | untitled | wrote | | y the fuck de i work 4 mountain rescue i fuckin hate heights must be cos im just 1 random as fuck cheeky lil bastard lyk pmpl can al u men stop msgin me im st8er then a fuckin ruler for fucks sake give ya heeds a wobble lyk nah im not homophobic but can u fuckas not read or sumit lyk for fucks sake... | | | | dip shot geordies!! | wrote | | 2 geordies just open a shop in grainger st an r w8in 4 stock 2 arrive the 1st geordie says i bet sum nosey mackem cums in an ask wot we sellin sure enuff a mackem walks in and says areet lads wot u sellin? arseholes says the 2nd geordie quick as flash mackem says ya dein alryt ya only got 2 left!!! lmfao | | | | untitled | wrote | | gazza sectioned under mental health act and sent 2 instituion 4 retards with ne chance recovery keegan says he glad 2 ave him back pmpl | | | | 5 entries | | |
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