| 5 entries | | |  | | | | just wrong | wrote | | one day dad was in the kitchen when little jonny came in and said daddy daddy granny got a prawn dad looked at jonny confused and said what are you talking about to which jonny replied granny got a prawn dad said to jonny don't be silly granny is asleep on the setee, so little jonny said it again daddy granny has got a prawn so dad said i don't know what your talking about can you show me?
little jonny dragged daddy by the hand in to the front room where granny was asleep on the setee, jonny s | | | | | just wrong | wrote | | | After a good night on the piss, this guy returns home, stumbles in the front door, staggers up the stairs, sneeks in to his bed room, crawls under the bedcovers removes his wifes pants, then go's down on her after about 10 minutes at it he get's up, & go's to the bathroom to wash his clammy face, he opens the door & to his supprise he see his wife sitting there on the toilet. she then say's to him will you be quiet your mother is sleeping over & she's in our bed. | | | | | little jonny | wrote | | | little jonny walks in his parents bedroom to find his dad giving his mum one. dad smirks, throws a pillow at at the door get out you little shit. a while later dad hears noises coming from little jonnys room, walks in to find little jonny giving the gram one. jonny smiles and says it's not so funny when it's your mum. | | | | | vampire | wrote | | | a vampire goes in to a pub & asks for a cup of boiling water, the barman says i thought you vampires only drank blood? the vampire pulls out a used tampon & says i'm making a tea | | | | | worlds bravest man | wrote | | | whats the definition of the worlds bravest man? one who cames home drunk, covered in lipstick, then slaps his wifes arse and says your next fatty | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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