| 5 entries | | |  | | | | So True. | wrote | | 1. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
2. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
3. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
Annoying right? | | | | | Dear Santa [Part four] | wrote | | Dont let me see you tying to fit your fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk your fat ass back to the north fucking pole, just like what i have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA next year you'll find out how bad i can really be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely,
Little Johnny | | | | | Dear Santa [Part three] | wrote | | | What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoy, a lame whistle and a pair od ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you.ve taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough you gave the little poof across the street so many toys that he cant even walk into his house. | | | | | Dear Santa [Part two][It gets nasty now] | wrote | | | Im not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugy socks. | | | | | Dear Santa [Part one] | wrote | | | You must be suprized that i am writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, i would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the gegginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, i wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year, not only was i first in my class, but i had the best grades in the whole school. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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