| 4 entries | | |  | | | | haha funny status messages | wrote | | is multitasking today! I'm doing fuck all AND watching TV! Now that takes talent
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*ck YOU
Grim Reaper this yr u have taken my fave celeb Jade G,fave dancer Michael J, Fave actor Patrick S,singer Stephen G. Just so u know my fave twins r Jon & Edward
is enjoying a threesome. Me, my couch, and my TV
used 2 B a drug abuser....every time she went in2 a chemist she couldn't help shouting FUCK OFF at the paracetamol!!!! | | | | | funny status messages | wrote | | "The only reason am this fat isd because everytime i shag your mum she gives me a biscuit "
"you know your gettin old when all ya mates start stinking of piss "
."Life is all about ass. You're either covering it,laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it."
"Just read a book about siamese twins joined at the nose .Its called who the fuck are you looking at."
" | | | | | QUOTES OF THE DAY | wrote | | IF YOU CARNT DAZZEL THEM BAFFLE THEM WITH BULLSHIT
THE ONLY WAY TO PREDICT YOUR FUTURE IS TO CREATE IT
EVEN A TURTLE HAS TO STICK ITS NECK OUT TO MOVE FORWARD
DONT TRUST A DOCTOR WHOSE OFFICE PLANTS ARE DEAD
BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY HOW YOU FEEL BECAUSE THOSE THAT MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE THAT MATTER DONT MIND | | | | | QUOTES OF THE DAY | wrote | | Dont be so humble you are not that great
People who think about sex all day are always smiling
Always remember you are unique just like everyone else
When you are in deep water its a good idea to keep your mouth shut | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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