1 entry | | | | | | FEMALE LONELY HEARTS ADS | wrote | | What they really mean:
ADVENTUROUS = Slut ATHLETIC = No tits 30 SOMETHING = 41 FUN = Annoying WILD = Gets pissed easily BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a fucking nutter NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny HEADSTRONG = Argumentative ENJOYS PUBBING & C...LUBBING = Alcoholic CURVY = Fat cunt CUDDLY = Fat cunt LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat cunt LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat cunt | | | | 1 entry | | |
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