| 2 entries | | |  | | | | st johns | wrote | | Reasons why to go out with a first aider (st John ambulance preferably)
We are masters at speed dressing. We know how to put them on quickly and how to take them off even faster.
We are mouth to mouth experts.
We can give you the best-ever massage in your life.
We breath fresh life into people.
We've been trained to put people in different positions with no difficulty.
We know many ways of waking you up with only two fingers.
We go straight for your heart if necessary.
We always use | | | | | untitled | wrote | | 1.McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.... It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f***ing McTosser
2.When you're involved in an accident,some1 asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
3....People who ask Can I ask you a question?....Didn't really give me a choice there sunshine did ya! | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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