| 4 entries | | |  | | | | Nanny H x | wrote | | You left when I was only five,
How I wish you where here alive.
I remember dreaming of you one day,
And how you promised things would be OK.
I find myself sometimes lonely,
And everytime think 'If only',
My Nanny Higgins was here with me,
How much happier my life would be.
I love you Nan,
I hope you know.
I pray you hear me,
Cause I miss you so.
Forever Missed
Tish | | | | | call that comedy!!! | wrote | | well there we were all girls together sitting in the back of the 'comedy' club in manchester last night LAUGHING as you do in comedy clubs!!!
however being that we were laughing at our own jokes and not that of the 'comedians' we were asked to shut up or leave hahaha
well they shudda been fooking funnier lol
BIG HI to donski aka benji, top lass and a great laugh xxxx | | | | | Fooking salt shaker! | wrote | | | So there i was buying the old 'chips and mushy peas' the kid in front of me grinning at me like a d1ckhead. I went to put salt on em and what happens? Yeh you guessed it, the fooking lid came off! Not only ruining my dinner but 2 other peoples as the lady at the counter was wrapping them! Yes i went bright red! Yes the kid p1ssed himself laughing at me! I think he planned it! Kids!!! | | | | | Pet hates | wrote | | | 1. People spitting! Why?!! It doesn't look 'hard' it looks retarded! 2. Guys who burp on you thinking its funny! I've ended relationships for this!Lol 3. Screaming kids! Its what a 'cosh' or 'stick with rusty nail in' was invented for, give the fookers somet to scream about hahahaha 4. The fact i'll get hate mail for being honest! 5. Women who try to act 'hard' again its retarded! :-) | | | | | 4 entries | | |
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