| 4 entries | | |  | | | | day b 4 wedding | wrote | | There was this guy ready to get married with his fiance that was so much in love with! Only thing.... was that his fiance's younger sister keep teasing him for awhile, wearing deep cleveage tops, mini skirts and bending over in front of him whenever she had the chance!
With a week before wedding, she ring him to come over at her place so they'll both look over the wedding invitations! He was there in no time.... and just as he enters the door.... there she was at the top of the stairs.... dres | | | | | sunday school | wrote | | Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mar | | | | | bell sex | wrote | | A fireman comes home from work and is all excited. He just cant wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system that they have down at the station.
Honey! he says, youre not going to believe this! Down at the station we have this new system and its so great.
When Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear.
When Bell #2 goes off we slide down the pole and jump in the fire truck.
When Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire truck. He excitedly tells his wife.
Triump | | | | | joke | wrote | | Women eh!
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