| 1 entry | | |  | | | | THURSDAY CHUCKLE | wrote | | A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gunwharf Quay.
As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. You're not thinking of jumping, are you babes? he asked.
Yes, I am. replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge. Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what; I'm sailing off
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