| 4 entries | | |  | | | | HAPPY!! | wrote | | | I have tickets to go and see Bruce Springsteen! :D! | | | | | It's a bloody good job I can laugh at myself! | wrote | | | I was on my way back from the chippy on my lunchbreak today and had a spontaneous nosebleed! It was my third of today! Anyway, i had absolutely nothing to stop the blood flow with. I had a bag of chips in one hand and my handbag in the other, all that was in my handbag was a plastic bag, some coke a packet of crisps and some tampons (and my phone and wallet but i wasn't going to wipe my nose with them) i had no other choice than to stick a tampon up my nose in order to stop my nosebleed, sexy! | | | | | i have a new joke (: | wrote | | | The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me. So the Doberman says, I love liver and cheese. The Collie replies, That 's not good enough. The Bulldog says, I hate liver and cheese. She says, That 's not creative enough. Finally, the Chihuahua says, Liver alone . . . cheese mine. :) | | | | | ate all your razors while pulling the waiters | wrote | | tell the world what's going on in my life, i might just do that..
my photo's have been pending approval for about a million years now.
two goldfish are in a tank. one says to the other, do you know how to drive this thing?
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