| 5 entries | | |  | | | | the psychiatrists office | wrote | | | A guy walks into the psychiatrists office wearing only a pair of shorts made out of cling film! The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says *Well I can clearly see your nuts!* | | | | | Twins | wrote | | | A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal. :-) | | | | | What a man does | wrote | | What a man does for pay is of little significance. What he is, as a sensitive instrument responsive to the world's beauty, is everything!
H.P. Lovecraft | | | | | And a double for me as well. | wrote | | A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre!
So he gives her one! | | | | | A man walks into a bar | wrote | | | A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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