| 5 entries | | |  | | | | EITP WEEKEND! | wrote | | | Well what a load of shit didnt get down there till late, certain lightweights jibbed out, what a bunch of losers and people put fake pics of me on here! Unlucky for the people that have been genuinly caught out gurnin, i do a fake jib because i felt left out and u caught me by stickin a camera in my face to make it look like im gurnin HOW RUDE! Well dont worry, il get the true gurning pics in magalluf and ibiza, hahahaha, fuckin crackin tho!! Just u lot wait ;P xxxx | | | | | How bizzare! | wrote | | | Well what a weird wknd,started off with sam being 2 & a half hours late, then takin an hour to get ready! Me drinkin more shots than we sold, then havin a funny turn. Never turn down a party, but why not wen i cud spend a few hours in my room havn halucinations of a ginger boy in my mirror and gavin takin pics of me paralysed with his claw and growling at me,tulips are not the way forward let me tell ew. Had a lovely sleep till 5 yest tho and a nap in the evening with sum cwtches, ta darren x | | | | | The vip party with the park in the garden! | wrote | | | Well,what an entertainin, pyjama party in town,gurnin babies the lot! The vip party was awesome tho sam u jibber, makin telle stay in time, just coz ure career in dwarf porn has taken off dont think u've qualifiedas a kitchen tile,the positon has been filled by the bday disney princess,who put in a crackin effort, good girl! Also had the pleasure of meetin the candleman (donna) who had her squattin rites revoked for nearly settin fire to the flat, u will go to narnia wen u like turkish delight | | | | | All beauties banned! | wrote | | | Well my wknd wud hav been alrite, if it wasnt for the gimps in Time! Boys, if ure with a girl and we ask u to buy a shot, dont feel the need to insult us 1) we're doin our job 2) there's a million insults i cud probably chuck at the fuckin gormless cunt ure sittin with but wont coz im not that selfish. And girls, grow up, half of u miserable bastards shud buy them off us, maybe u wudnt be siitin down with ure mates lookin like u need a prescription of prozac then, and stop askin if we're cold!! | | | | | wrote | | | Well what can i say 'REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS & DETOX IS FOR LOSERS' I give up! What was i thinkin, mind u, 12 days is good for me! Back on track again, Stella i have missed u so much, I'll never leave u again, it's me and u all the way! haha, seriously have to start savin tho, havin my eyes done in a month, gona have to stay in for 2 weeks aswell, well worth it i reckon tho :-) hope it goes well, party time this wknd yet again, time for another blow out, just leave my tap alone!! x | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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