| 3 entries | | |  | | | | Joke fer ya :) | wrote | | | an attractive young lady walks up to the bar in a rural pub ...she signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers ..are you the manager she asks whilst running her fingers through his hair....no he replies....can u give him a message she asks stroking his face and allowing 2 fingers to slip into his mouth so he could suck them gently..tell him theres no fuking toiletpaper! | | | | | O00oo i love this .. made me laff anyway !! :P | wrote | | 6 things i hate about people
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? | | | | | COntinued ..fuuny thing lol | wrote | | 4. When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film did you see that?. No Loser, I paid £7 to come to the cinema and let you watch it 4 me
6. when people say can i ask you a question? didnt leave me a choice there did u pal | | | | | 3 entries | | |
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