| 5 entries | | |  | | | | bastard can openers! | wrote | | i was making myself a tuna pasta bake as you do, and realised the TUNA was missing, so i found a can opener and proceeded to attempt to open the can. i couldn't DO it. it took me - no joke - 20 minutes to figure out how to do it. by this time the can was bashed to shit from my attempts. so i finally get it half open - tuna juice goes EVERYWHERE and i cut my finger open on the can.
dropped the can with a ''nooo!''
my cat ate the tuna.
i bled for 2 hours.
i don't even LIKE tuna | | | | | yeah so | wrote | | when can we take these natty xmas decorations down?
it's just DEPRESSING me having to unplug the xmas lights to plug the DVD player in EVERYTIME. and the tree is so BARE because we left it a bit late, and then mum was all ''Bryony, go and get the decorations from the loft'' and i was all, ''you can bollocks'' (festive) because great as i am, it is a feat and a HALF getting in there.
and i SWEAR theres something creepy like an orphan up there waiting...
now i've lost my train of thought. | | | | | leeds | wrote | | fest was just great. so hot that even i tanned. me.
the toilets were fascinating.
because they were more disgusting than poo put together.
didn't see THAT many bands, as i fell asleep on the grass an awful lot after smoking vulgar amounts of pot.
that totally rhymed.
the highlight i think was blowing up my tent on monday morning with a gas cannister and a lighter and having security come and put it out.
that and having a pot noodle and a warm can of carling for breakfast.
fabulous. | | | | | aaaalright | wrote | | i
bryony
am going on holiday tonight
after band practice
i haven't packed yet, should probably get cracking.
buuut, it's only cornwall. good ol' cornwall.
(if it rains i'll fucking suffocate myself)
i don't tan well to be honest, but my friend who i am going with tans if you open the fridge door. which is kind of unfair.
so expect me back in a week as white as ever, maybe with a bit of sunburn if i'm lucky. | | | | | what? | wrote | | | Today i caught the bus.that's where i made my mistake.Managed somehow to have an argument with the bus driver.i eventually got on, and everyone gave me a look, like i'd come in on christmas day and pissed on the kids.i got a seat at the front.only one left.then of course some old lady got on, wanting me to move as she was old.i said she could sit next to me,but no.Not wanting to upset another, i moved. Then an old man started talking to me :( i couldnt understand what he was saying.i hate buses | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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