| 2 entries | | |  | | | | leo | wrote | | | went to leo's launch mite in london...wit a gud nite i will put ma pics on ma profile when i sort them oot...there were loads of celebs there and free drink lol...then i drop ma fone doon the toilet coz i was soooo pissed lol...so any wan wanting to buy me a new fone i will except thanx feee xxx | | | | | joke | wrote | | | paddy walks past a new pub & see a sign in the window,pies 50p,wanks 10p,he could'nt believe his luck.he goes in & sees a stunning blonde barmaid and asks her are you the one that gives wanks?yes she replies. well wash ur fuckin hands,i want a pie | | | | | 2 entries | | |
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